flirting tip #2090
-get close to your loved one and then whisper in her ear “this is my swamp”

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interviewer: any special talents?

me: image

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fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

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story featuring a city where it’s cloudy and rains almost all the time but instead of being stereotypically gloomy and grim, it’s lively and colorful and people party hard indoors and decorate the streets with colorful strings of lights. umbrellas are major fashion accessories and nobody is caught dead without one. festivals are all held indoors except for rain parades. everyone has massive gardens. its awesome.

the united kingdom

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when your crush does something that makes you question whether or not you even actually like them, which actually lets you get on with your life

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if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

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writing tip #798:


hahaha you actually want to write? hey everyone check out this nerd

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the bae: u coming over
me: no
the bae: I'm horny
me: Who cares, I'm arguing over which Shin Megami Tensei game has the most artistic merit on the internet again.
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I always feel like I should apologize for my personal posts, but then I realize that I have Ultimate Blog Power. I can write an essay about how sad I am and then post ten pictures of dogs rollerblading. You can’t stop me.

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*eats piece of trash* cannibalism

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